Small Laude, the queen of keeping it real despite her fame and fortune, has won the hearts of fans with her relatable charm. Her kikay ways have endeared her to fans of all ages and her witty quips have resulted in some of the best moments in viral history.
In a recent interaction with former Manila Mayor Isko Moreno, the famous socialite faced the ultimate challenge of translating iconic Pinoy street food names into something straight out of a high-society soiree and making it sound sosyal.
For simple chicharron, she upscaled it to Crunchy Pork Belly Vuitton. For balut or penoy, she cutely termed it Saucy Unborn Chick. Betamax also got an upgrade as they earned the title of Grilled Brown Bars.
Things started to get fabulously sketchy with the adidas (chicken feet) as Small called it Balenciaga Collab with Louis Vuitton.
Netizens were game for it for the laughs:
“Yung mayaman na di mahirap tumawa. Game na game kahit kanino mo iharap.”
“Nakakatuwa talaga to si ma’am laude”
“Ito lang yung sobrang arte na hindi nakaka inis or nakakaumay, infact nakaka enjoy panoorin at pakinggan yung kaartihan nya”